Packers Fans Chant ‘Thank You, Jerry’ — Cowboys Fans Should Be Furious

I’ve said a lot of things about Jerry over the years, some good, most not-so-good, but THIS right here?

This Micah Parsons trade?

This might go down as one of the dumbest moves in Cowboys history.

Matter of fact, let’s elevate it — it may end up being one of the dumbest moves in NFL history.

Period.

Thursday night told the whole story. Packers fans, in unison, chanting “Thank you, Jerry!” at the top of their lungs after Green Bay’s 27-18 win over the Commanders.

And who’s sitting right there at the postgame desk?

None other than Micah Parsons himself, cheesing like a man who just won the lottery.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Parsons, the same man Jerry gave away, has looked rejuvenated, spry, fresh, and dominant.

He’s got sacks in back-to-back games. He’s leading Green Bay in pressures. And yes, he’s doing it while playing through back pain!

That man is still wrecking offensive lines like it’s light work.

Packers Nation is feeling so good about it, they’re mocking Jerry Jones on national television.

And Jerry?

Instead of holding on to his All-Pro pass rusher, instead of locking down the face of his defense, he ships him off for a couple of first-rounders and Kenny Clark.

A solid veteran, sure, but come on now. That’s like trading filet mignon for ground beef.

Jerry had the audacity to defend it by comparing it to the Herschel Walker trade, the same deal that turned the Cowboys into a dynasty back in the ’90s.

Folks, that was a different era! Different salary cap, different draft structure, different everything.

Trying to recreate that magic in 2025?

That isn’t genius. That’s delusion.

Meanwhile, the Cowboys' defense looks soft against the run, their pass rush is nonexistent without Parsons, and they got gashed for over 300 rushing yards in their opener against Philly.

How’s that Herschel Walker 2.0 plan working for you now, Jerry?

And let’s not ignore the optics — the Packers are 2-0, dominant on both sides of the ball, and their newest superstar just signed a $188 million deal with $136 million guaranteed.

You know he’s happy. You know he’s motivated. And you know he’s salty enough to rub it in Jerry’s face every chance he gets.

The fact is, Packers fans don’t just feel like they won the trade… they feel like they stole Micah Parsons.

And judging by what we’ve seen these first two weeks, they’re not wrong.

So let me say it loud and clear for everybody in Dallas and beyond: Jerry Jones better pray those future draft picks turn into the second coming of Deion Sanders, because right now, he looks like the biggest punchline in the NFL.

And trust me, Packers fans are going to keep chanting “Thank you, Jerry” all season long.